Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Top Ten Reason I Stunk at Being a Vato
Most people who know me know I grew up on a violent street in East Los Angeles. A few of you who know me know I tried very hard to be a gang member. Only one or two of you know that I actually stunk at being a Vato. So, I thought I would give all of you the top ten reasons why.
Number 10. The very first time I spray-painted my name on a wall two Los Angeles County Sheriffs were standing right behind me.
Number 9. I honestly thought tubes of glue were for building model airplanes and cars.
Number 8. I secretly enjoyed Jazz and Rock 'n Roll music more than the Oldies.
Number 7. Wearing a Pendleton shirt and a wool cap in the summer made me sweat to much.
Number 6. I though it was plain stupid to spray starch on a pair of Levis and to put creases on the front of the legs.
Number 5. Very time I heard someone say "Homes" I could not stop thinking about the porno star with the same last name.
Number 4. I could never look cool because I had to wear a catholic school uniform and carry home books from school.
Number 3. I once found keys to the neighborhood liquor store but I actually returned them to the owner.
Number 2. My father always made me get a "two-line" haircut just like the one JFK had.
Number 1. My first car was a 1964 MG Midget while everyone else had a Chevy.
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2 comments:
number 10 reason is very funny
you're bumming me out. I have always used you as an example with my students about what we can achieve if we are determined enough. Just for that I pronounce you an honorary vato, just for trying.
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